@DadBoner was on point this morning haha
Crap. Just woke up on the couch. Got up early and decided to run for Mickey D’s breffest. Took out 2 McGriddles & 4 Browns, then crashed.
— Karl Welzein (@DadBoner) January 27, 2012
If Mickey Ds sold breffest all day Wendy’s & BK could kiss their butts goodbye. They probly shake in their shoes waitin for the day to come.
— Karl Welzein (@DadBoner) January 27, 2012
Almost went bonkers on some babe for gettin’ a Fruit ‘n Yogurt Parfait at Mickey D’s this mornin’ til I saw her caboose. Had it goin on!
— Karl Welzein (@DadBoner) January 27, 2012
Never felt bad about eatin’ a hearty breffest at Mickey D’s. Goes right through you. It’s when they use the finest all natural ingredients.
— Karl Welzein (@DadBoner) January 27, 2012
Told the Mickey D’s babe that their breffest is good for digestion. Keeps the body tight. I’m a healthzone man myself. She played it cool.
— Karl Welzein (@DadBoner) January 27, 2012
Brought Dave & Peanut a couple of Mickey D’s browns. If you get up early for Mickey D’s breffest and don’t, you’re a real piece of trash.
— Karl Welzein (@DadBoner) January 27, 2012
Wonder what that babe’s name was? Might have to start hangin’ out at Mickey D’s in the AM. Show her I’m a go getter.
— Karl Welzein (@DadBoner) January 27, 2012
If you get up early enough for Mickey D’s breffest and don’t get Mickey D’s breffest, then you may as well just stay in bed, you guys.
— Karl Welzein (@DadBoner) January 27, 2012